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I’ll be wearing a white hat.

Jackie was at her wits end with dating. She was a great girl she thought, and she wasn’t bad looking, she had a fit body, nice tits and ass, but every bloke she managed to hook up with turned out to be a complete wanker. She just couldn’t get it right, it was as though she had a sign on her head saying ‘walkover’.
Eventually she decided to go on a few dating websites and reply to adverts in the paper. She reasoned to herself that it couldn’t be such a bad thing to do, since she was considering it herself; that must mean that others similar to her were doing the same. She had no luck with the newspapers, and the men were often a little too local; she even knew one of them.
What Jackie wanted was a man; a real man. Trouble was that when she said ‘real’ man, too many men thought it meant having big muscles, a small penis, and a very bad attitude towards women. She was tired of this. What she really meant was an older, more experienced man who could look after her properly. To be pampered by a strong older man was an incredible turn on for her. To be fucked by him would be even better. She often fantasised about it.
So eventually she decided to advertise for the ‘older’ man, rather than the ‘real’ man, and in about three days she had a reply. There was no picture or anything with the reply, simply a meeting place and a message that said her date would be wearing a white hat. She figured it was not that common to wear a white hat; particularly in a coffee shop. It was really quite exciting. She imagined her blind date to be a little like Sean Connery. She’d always wanted to fuck Sean Connery and suck his cock; Jackie had very vivid fantasies.

When the day finally arrived Jackie decided to check out the place a little earlier than the allotted time. She figured that it was safe to check out all the entrances and exits; although when she stopped to think about it a little further she soon realised the ridiculousness of it all. The coffee shop was small and very crowded, and a person would struggle to pass wind in there without someone else noticing.
She’d dressed to impress and put on her very best summer outfit. It was a dress, shoes and bag she’d bought from the department store in the precinct the day before. Jackie was determined to get laid, whether the guy she was meeting was appropriate or not. She was busting for a fuck. It had been around six months since the last time, and the last time was so terrible it was difficult to forget how long ago it actually was. She needed to purge herself.