Hello, my name is Christian, i'm single and live in London. I was born chinese year of the baton charge, the putrid spawn of a damaged scientist and a rabid caberet singer. I am the patent holder of several instruments for the torture of small fluffy animals including the squirrel electric chair, the rabbit mallet, and the monkey mangonel. I am interested in women with a wicked sense of humour, who are confident in themselves and who are ever so slightly twisted. I like women who know what they want/like because sinse the operation i can no longer read/ control minds. I like going out to the pub or gigs or comedy nights, but i am just as comfortable staying in and fighting on the couch. So if you have had your injections and like your men tall, dark and handsome, with the mind of a mad scientist, the liver of Kieth Richards,and the sense of humour of an exciteable 12 year old boy then you should drop me a line. Only approach with a drink, do not iron, microwave or boil wash. Oh and by the way i have a ravenous sexual appetite and have been told that i am a sensual lover, as i dont like a quick bang and would rather all night sessions.
United Kingdom
