Damn annoying times when you reluctantly let you neighbors know you are having sex
• When the bed starts creaking loudly.
• Chests rub together and start making fart like sounds.
• The phone rings and you recognize the number of your neighbor.
• Female vagina queefing intermittently.
• Screaming lovers squeeling – f**k me – f**k my c**t - Neighbor bangs on the wall and screams – quote – ‘Let Me In!’
• Man starts grunting like an animal.

Have to say sex is a necessary evil which is best served up in a very crude and dirty fashion! So if the neighbors do not like it – TOUGH!

Caveat Emptor – If you let your neighbors join in that means more action, which means more noise hence you may be inviting the whole street into a sex orgy! F**kers Beware!

Sex Letting Your Neighbors in on the Act