Delightful name ‘Meat Curtains’ for overly long outstretched outer lips of the female vagina. Or as they say in the High Street of most UK towns she had ‘Mud Flaps’ on her pussy. Mud Flaps is that an aeronautical word is the world going to be overcome with flying vaginas. You can here the pundits in the bar saying ‘She stretched out her ‘Meat Curtains’ and flew down the lane using her ‘Mud Flaps’ as wings, then when she was coming in to land she had no landing wheels so she screeched to halt on the runway cushioning the landing by scraping her ‘Cube Steak Patties’ along the length of the landing strip. OUCH!

Meat Curtains – Mud Flaps - Cube Steak Patties…