http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/ Very Naughty Forums is the discussion forums section of Very Naughty Adult Dates. Membership is free, join us for discussion on various adult dating related issues including talk on how to find a mistress or a bit on the side, how to use sex toys the right way and other naughty discussions. en Thu, 17 May 2012 01:10:41 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/images/misc/rss.png http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/ http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1333-Sex-Toys-stolen-from-a-flat&goto=newpost Wed, 16 May 2012 06:49:04 GMT Sex toys worth more than £11,000 have been taken during a burglary at a Worcestershire flat. More than 400 items stored in four large suitcases... Sex toys worth more than £11,000 have been taken during a burglary at a Worcestershire flat.

More than 400 items stored in four large suitcases were taken from the flat in Gilgal, Stourport-on-Severn between 9 and 10 May.

The toys belonged to online mail order company, Happy Bunny.

Manager Kylie Jones, 24, said she was angry and upset, adding: "I'm not seeing their logic in terms of why they would want to steal them."

West Mercia Police said the suitcases were stolen when the flat was broken into at some point between 23:30 BST on 9 May and 09:00 BST the following day.

source: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-18073459 ]]> General Discussion jake http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1333-Sex-Toys-stolen-from-a-flat http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1332-The-Sofa-Spread-Eagle-is-the-Sex-Position-for-May&goto=newpost Wed, 09 May 2012 05:54:20 GMT Just love it get some of this according to influential Cosmopolitan – The Sofa Spread Eagle – is the sex position of the month. Here is an... Just love it get some of this according to influential Cosmopolitan – The Sofa Spread Eagle – is the sex position of the month.

Here is an official quote on this enticing sex position – quote - Erotic Instructions - more – Stand on the edge of a couch, bed, or two chairs, with your legs spread wide. Position your man so he's standing on the floor facing you. Adjust the width of your stance (bending your knees slightly if necessary) so he can easily slide between them and get your pelvises to meet — then rock your bodies together to feel the bliss. – Attribution to Cosmopolitan

They say this is Carnal Challenge 5 out of 5 - I guess they know better than us but it seems real easy as far as we can see to get in position and begin the sex through to completion.

Hey we just tried it is great just love it – why not try it too!

The Sofa Spread Eagle is the Sex Position for May… ]]> General Discussion RightSaidSimon http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1332-The-Sofa-Spread-Eagle-is-the-Sex-Position-for-May http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1331-How-Can-I-Make-My-Guy-Come-Quicker-from-Oral&goto=newpost Wed, 09 May 2012 05:49:43 GMT I am Trudy a long term member on Very Naughty and I have hit a culdersac in my very active swx life with my boyfriend. My problem is this when I... I am Trudy a long term member on Very Naughty and I have hit a culdersac in my very active swx life with my boyfriend. My problem is this when I orally fellate his erect penis it is taking me over fifteen minutes to get him to reach orgasm! He is not complaining and seems to be happy as he wants more of the same at least two times every day. But my mind tells me I am doing something wrong! What do you think?

We here at Very Naughty do not at this time employ a sex therapist so we cannot give you a concrete answer to why his rock hard penis is not ejaculating in less than fifteen minutes. But a girl I know who is serial expert at oral fellatio on a penis tells me it is not unusual for a penis that is longer than 10 inches in length to take more than 15 minutes to erupt!

So on that basis Trudy you seem to be doing an awful lot right ORALLY! So we say carry on!

How Can I Make My Guy Come Quicker from Oral… ]]> RightSaidSimon http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1331-How-Can-I-Make-My-Guy-Come-Quicker-from-Oral http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1330-My-Girl-is-a-Hoover-I-am-a-very-Lucky-Guy!&goto=newpost Wed, 09 May 2012 04:44:21 GMT I have to tell you this six weeks ago I was signed on the Very Naughty Dating Site and zap I was unknown to me at the time but I was exchanging chat... I have to tell you this six weeks ago I was signed on the Very Naughty Dating Site and zap I was unknown to me at the time but I was exchanging chat with a girl I am privileged to now have nick named – ‘MyDickHoover’ I am so lucky that one more time she was hanging out in the Very Naughty Dating Site all girls and boys should join the site – IT IS A MUST HAVE! What membership on Very Naughty Dating Site is a MUST HAVE!

Anyway back to the lovely girl I met the funny – raunchy and oh so sexy! I call her all sorts of names and she is such a bundle of fun that she just laughs when I call her – quote – ‘Annie Panny my F**ky Fanny!’ She is delicious of which the likes in my experience can only be found at Very Naughty Dating Site.

So I have to go now as Annie wants to f**k and Hoover SUCK!

My Girl is a Hoover I am a very Lucky Guy!... ]]> General Discussion RightSaidSimon http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1330-My-Girl-is-a-Hoover-I-am-a-very-Lucky-Guy! http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1329-SexTionary-Opens-Up-About-Johnson-and-Johnson&goto=newpost Wed, 09 May 2012 03:52:27 GMT One More Time Johnson lands in the SexTionary We love this channel on Very Naughty it is always informative and ROFL is the norm when reading this... One More Time Johnson lands in the SexTionary

We love this channel on Very Naughty it is always informative and ROFL is the norm when reading this super interesting Sex Channel! So let’s go as we have some beauty on this oh so zany Very Naughty word – JOHNSON!

Here are a condensed potpourri of descriptions :-
• Johnson & Johnson - 2 guys hunting for pussy or 2 gay guys, depending on the context.
• Max Johnson - super huge penis, or man who has one.
• Sharon Johnson - "sharin' johnson" - a chick who likes to have more than one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox.
• Harry Johnson - "hairy johnson" - a guy who doesn't trim his bush.
• Annie Johnson - "Any Johnson" - I'll take any johnson I can get.
Edited description content attribution to Urban Dictionary

SexTionary Opens Up About Johnson and Johnson… ]]> SexTionary RightSaidSimon http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1329-SexTionary-Opens-Up-About-Johnson-and-Johnson http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1328-What-to-do-if-Your-Girl-turns-the-Sex-Toy-on-You!&goto=newpost Wed, 09 May 2012 03:17:29 GMT What about this scenario you have been play acting during sex and said to your girl you would take the role of a Victorian doctor and convince your... What about this scenario you have been play acting during sex and said to your girl you would take the role of a Victorian doctor and convince your girl that her present sexual hysteria needed treating by initiating an archaic ‘Pelvic Massage’ using your girls favorite sex toy – Super Big Bertha! But in amongst all the frivolity and banter the guy gets carried away and unintentionally pounds his girls now swollen and sore vagina into submission creating pain and a flood of tears. Then anger when the girl then in frustration and attempted payback turns Super Big Bertha on to her boy lover and pushes to penetrate his anus.

Fast forward all hell is let lose – what does one do if this happens! We have no idea we are in shock, I guess one way out is RUN!

What to do if Your Girl turns the Sex Toy on You!... ]]> General Discussion RightSaidSimon http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1328-What-to-do-if-Your-Girl-turns-the-Sex-Toy-on-You! http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1327-Topiramate-never-take-these-or-similar-drugs-for-Treating-a-Fetishism&goto=newpost Wed, 09 May 2012 00:21:08 GMT Taking many drugs that are not prescribed by a medical practitioner or doctor are likely to cause unexpected side affects – disorders – inability to... Taking many drugs that are not prescribed by a medical practitioner or doctor are likely to cause unexpected side affects – disorders – inability to treat the symptoms and in many cases of un-prescribed self consumed doses may lead to dependency and addiction.

So if you see a website offering for a Topiramate type drug claiming to stop Fetishism traits – habits and/or addictions. Say NO – do not ever use un-prescribed drugs just because they are freely available on the Internet!

Topiramate never take these or similar drugs for Treating a Fetishism…

Legend
Topiramate – meaning - is an anticonvulsant – antiepilepsy - drug. This drug is often offered ‘Over the Counter’ by some so called authentic and genuine website vendors who maintain it a safe and successful drug in the treatment of Fetishism. ]]> General Discussion RightSaidSimon http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1327-Topiramate-never-take-these-or-similar-drugs-for-Treating-a-Fetishism http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1326-Bishop-are-you-a-Roman-Catholic-a-Chess-Piece-or-the-real-deal-a-Penis&goto=newpost Tue, 08 May 2012 23:16:57 GMT It is always a delight and pleasure to add new words to the great Very Naughty – SexTionary channel and today is no exception as we showcase the... It is always a delight and pleasure to add new words to the great Very Naughty – SexTionary channel and today is no exception as we showcase the dynamic word – ‘Bishop’ – but let’s get the least important uses of this word to bed literally we mean because we know religion can often turn into a toxic subject that attracts rebuke and objections – but hey we would never disparage or criticize a religion as that is not our forte or something that ever gets on our remit!

So here goes with our three very diverse descriptions :-

• Bishop - The highest level of the Roman Catholic clergy. Rules over an area called a diocese. Can ordain priests. Wears a tall, pointed hat called a miter; carries a staff called a crosier; wears a large cross and a large ring. Answerable to the pope.

• Bishop in Chess - Typical Bishop wood piece used in a game of Chess - The Bishop is considered a minor piece and each player start the game with 2 units

• Bishop in the Very Naughty SexTionary – ‘Oh my Buddha your schlong is huge!’ gasped one of our girl readers – you are so right again young lady yes in our SexTionary street talk a Bishop is a PENIS!

Bishop are you a Roman Catholic a Chess Piece or the real deal a Penis… ]]> SexTionary RightSaidSimon http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1326-Bishop-are-you-a-Roman-Catholic-a-Chess-Piece-or-the-real-deal-a-Penis http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1325-Gay-Chicken-Hetero-Folks-Stay-with-us-it-is-only-a-Sex-Game&goto=newpost Tue, 08 May 2012 22:45:48 GMT Now come on all you guys and gals out there who has heard of the sex game ‘Gay Chicken’ here come on in all welcome it is fine for – heteros – bis –... Now come on all you guys and gals out there who has heard of the sex game ‘Gay Chicken’ here come on in all welcome it is fine for – heteros – bis – gays – asexual – a game for all the adults in the world.

Sometimes we accept that others may have a better description of a subject than we could ever compile so here is the official overview of ‘Gay Chicken’ attribution to Urban Dictionary – quote - A game played with straight people to see who has more balls, metaphorically. the game is played in several ways. The most simple, and weakest, is the kiss. One 'player' moves in for a sensual kiss until one of the 'players' backs off. I've seen this lead to tongues but someone will always pull away. Another way gay chicken is played is by groping the other 'players' genitals or breasts or anything you can get your hands on. The most common form of the game is gay pillow talk in which each interaction escalates until someone laughs or just can't respond. Lastly, 'players' can initiate dry humping sessions. Hardcore 'players' will use a combination of three tactics to win the game. Some have been known to even use all four tactics at once. This plan of attack is very tricky. – more - Joshua is the King of gay chicken. I saw him pulling down Daniel's pants while he was kissing his neck. Then he proceeded to dry hump him as he tried to run away with his pants down.

Sounds real bold and raunchy to us – maybe it is something you should check and have a go at playing!

Gay Chicken Hetero Folks Stay with us it is only a Sex Game… ]]> SexTionary RightSaidSimon http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1325-Gay-Chicken-Hetero-Folks-Stay-with-us-it-is-only-a-Sex-Game http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1324-Cognitive-Behavioral-Therapy-CBT-We-Help-You-Overcome-Your-Fetish-Desires&goto=newpost Tue, 08 May 2012 22:24:59 GMT Are you a latent sexual fetish or are you hung out there all brash and bold sucking toes – kissing and worshipping feet – blown away in a mist of... Are you a latent sexual fetish or are you hung out there all brash and bold sucking toes – kissing and worshipping feet – blown away in a mist of armpit aroma as you get your appendage out and fornicate your loved ones armpit as you have never heard your actions described as axillism.

Are you fixated to look and stare at your girlfriends knee when really you should be focusing on her erogenous zones and areas like her breasts and vagina.

Or maybe your fetish is hair but limited to head of hair and you are oblivious to hair on other parts of the body. Or you may have an addiction to giving and receiving fellatio.

Hey if any girl or boy thinks they have a fetish problem – have no fear because all you need for treatment and a cure like stop smoking is – CBT - Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy CBT We Help You Overcome Your Fetish Desires… ]]> General Discussion RightSaidSimon http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1324-Cognitive-Behavioral-Therapy-CBT-We-Help-You-Overcome-Your-Fetish-Desires http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1323-Rihanna-aka-Robyn-Rihanna-Fenty-Nude-Playboy-One-Million-Bucks-offer-from-Hugh-Hefner&goto=newpost Tue, 08 May 2012 21:48:07 GMT Has ‘The Hef’ the coolcat Hugh Hefner pulled off another major coup first it was Lindsay Lohan in the buff and bonanza the Playboy sales went off the... Has ‘The Hef’ the coolcat Hugh Hefner pulled off another major coup first it was Lindsay Lohan in the buff and bonanza the Playboy sales went off the Richter scale as Lindsay Lohan sprawled all over the Playboy magazine like a modern day nude Marilyn Monroe showing off to millions of eager dudes who turned out onto the sidewalks to buy images of Lindsay Lohan au natural.

Now it looks like Hugh Hefner could have hit paydirt one more time has he has offered singer Rihanna $1 Million US Dollars to shed her gear and showcase her fabulous body NUDE in PLAYBOY!

Guys – Dudes – Lads – Boys – Men this is for real do not miss out on seeing Rihanna in the buff!

Rihanna aka Robyn Rihanna Fenty Nude Playboy One Million Bucks offer from Hugh Hefner…

Watch this site for updates on this breaking news! ]]> General Discussion RightSaidSimon http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1323-Rihanna-aka-Robyn-Rihanna-Fenty-Nude-Playboy-One-Million-Bucks-offer-from-Hugh-Hefner http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1322-Surely-Love-is-an-Illusion!&goto=newpost Tue, 08 May 2012 19:39:45 GMT Love is an enigma you cannot touch it – feel it or see it – it is a mystery! Because one can say literally – ‘I loved f**king that girl last night’... Love is an enigma you cannot touch it – feel it or see it – it is a mystery! Because one can say literally – ‘I loved f**king that girl last night’ meaning – you enjoyed making love to that girl last night – but you did not have to love the girl before you were able to shaft her gushing wet gash. So girls and boys caveat emptor if you want to f**k fine! But do not let ‘LOVE’ get in the way of your lovemaking.
Oscar Wilde one more time – quote - "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." -- “The Sphinx Without a Secret” Note he used the word loved not love! ]]> General Discussion TheMan http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1322-Surely-Love-is-an-Illusion! http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1321-Im-a-quot-very-naughty-quot-Virgin&goto=newpost Tue, 08 May 2012 11:12:32 GMT Hello New to all this, im scared :eek: Hello
New to all this, im scared :eek: ]]> General Discussion cloud9sextoys http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1321-Im-a-quot-very-naughty-quot-Virgin http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1320-Of-statistics-and-whore&goto=newpost Sat, 05 May 2012 09:01:02 GMT Aparently an Austrian surgeon compare women and statitics in the following words : Statistics are like women, mirrors our purest virtues and... Aparently an Austrian surgeon compare women and statitics in the following words :


Statistics are like women, mirrors our purest virtues and truth or like whores to use as one pleases. ]]> General Discussion jake http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1320-Of-statistics-and-whore http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1319-Men-on-Keeping-Two-Women-Sexually-Satisfied!&goto=newpost Thu, 03 May 2012 12:16:35 GMT Now this is easier said than done - Men on Keeping Two Women Sexually Satisfied – so how does one go about this – well being a juggler is one way but... Now this is easier said than done - Men on Keeping Two Women Sexually Satisfied – so how does one go about this – well being a juggler is one way but requires a whole lot of brinksmanship and balancing acts and even then so many things can go wrong and then often the wheels still come off the track and you may well finish up losing both women.
One way that worked for my mate he confronted the two women together and suggested that they all move in together and share the same bed – this worked for over a year and the guy never had a minutes bother. Much to his dismay it all ended when he got promotion with his work and got transferred to a new country and he had to leave the 2 girls and move on. ]]> General Discussion jake http://www.verynaughty.co.uk/discussions/showthread.php?1319-Men-on-Keeping-Two-Women-Sexually-Satisfied!