jake
02-18-2009, 05:18 PM
A male patient is lying in bed in the
hospital, wearing
an oxygen mask over his
mouth and nose. A young,
student nurse appears to give
him
a partial sponge
bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are
my
testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't
know,
Sir. I' m only here to wash
your upper body and feet.'
He
struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my
testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and
heart rate from
worry about
his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back
the covers. She
raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his
testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says,
There's nothing
wrong
with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
and
says very slowly, 'Thank
you very much. That was wonderful, but,
listen very,
very closely......
Ar e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
hospital, wearing
an oxygen mask over his
mouth and nose. A young,
student nurse appears to give
him
a partial sponge
bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are
my
testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't
know,
Sir. I' m only here to wash
your upper body and feet.'
He
struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my
testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and
heart rate from
worry about
his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back
the covers. She
raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his
testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says,
There's nothing
wrong
with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
and
says very slowly, 'Thank
you very much. That was wonderful, but,
listen very,
very closely......
Ar e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?