Zodi4c
01-23-2009, 10:25 AM
A traffic cop notices a car parked late one night in a leafy lane.
He sees the interior lights on, and a boy and a girl sitting in the back seats.
The boy is playing on his Nintendo DS, and the girl is reading Bliss magazine.
The policeman knocks on the window and says to the boy, "Can I ask what you're
doing here at this late hour sir?"
"Yes, I'm playing Super Mario 3."
"And the lady next to you sir?"
"She's reading a magazine."
"And how old are we sir?"
"25."
"And how old, may I ask, is the young lady next to you?"
"She'll be 16 in 23 minutes."
He sees the interior lights on, and a boy and a girl sitting in the back seats.
The boy is playing on his Nintendo DS, and the girl is reading Bliss magazine.
The policeman knocks on the window and says to the boy, "Can I ask what you're
doing here at this late hour sir?"
"Yes, I'm playing Super Mario 3."
"And the lady next to you sir?"
"She's reading a magazine."
"And how old are we sir?"
"25."
"And how old, may I ask, is the young lady next to you?"
"She'll be 16 in 23 minutes."