How to Have Perfect Sex in 2016: The Year of the Monkey

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Nearly everyone is familiar with astrology and Sun Signs. While this type of astrology is well-known and often turned to when looking for guidance, there is another version of astrology that may not be quite as well-known. This version is known as the Chinese Zodiac. Also known as Sheng Xiao, this astrological form is based on a twelve year cycle with each year related to the sign of an animal. These twelve animals are the Dog, Dragon, Horse, Monkey, Ox, Pig, Rabbit, Rat, Rooster, Sheep, Snake, and Tiger. The relationship between the twelve zodiac animals and humans show that the years represented by these animals influence the humans traits much like the signs used in the Western astrology.

The Monkey is the “eternal child” and offers plenty of fun and innocence in the bedroom. They are smart and complex while enjoying a wonderful sense of humor. Monkeys are romantic in many ways as well as being complicated sexually. Something to keep in mind if you are with a Monkey is their mischievous and high-spirited nature. They are versatile lovers but might shy away from relationships because of trust issues. Communication is vital if you are to be in a relationship with a Monkey as they thrive with a stable, intuitive and calm lover.

Monkeys are sexually curious and always ready to try something new. They also tend to become infatuated easily but just as easily become bored. Therefore, while the sex will be mind-blowing, you might want to be careful about falling in love with a Monkey. They need sexual variety and many of them prefer to stay unmarried even if they are in a long term relationship. Monkeys rarely want “to put a ring on it.”

There is a way to have the perfect sexual relationship with Monkeys as long as you can keep them interested. They must be with partners who are mentally sharp with the ability to stimulate their minds as well as their bodies. Something else to help things along is to know that their sexual peaks happen in the late afternoon between 3 PM and 5 PM. Monkeys are all about that afternoon delight.

If you want a successful sexual fling with a Monkey, be ready to take on fantasy fulfillment. They are creative and love to reside in a fantasy world that include sensory pleasures. While being playful and amusing, they can also do the frustrating “Push me Pull me” thing. You may constantly wonder where you stand with your Monkey. On the other hand, Monkeys insist on a strong friendship in their relationships.

As Monkeys tend to need their freedom, you may want to remain open to a casual relationship with them. It is rather a paradox with them because, while they need their freedom, they also need sexual companions. For this reason, they are often attracted to people who are married or in relationships so that they do not have to worry about being expected to surrender their freedom. However, if the right one happens to come along, Monkeys will happily give up their liberty.

Monkeys can be true sexual acrobats, too. Their specialty is the Inner Door Position and is a favorite of theirs. To perform this one, the woman lies face down with only the top half of her upper body touching the bed. The man holds her legs as he enters her from the rear and she lifts her backside to intensify the sensation on her labia. Another way to make it even better is for her to contract her vaginal muscles as he enters her and relax them when he withdraws.

It may be handy to know that the best matches for Monkey men are the Ox, Dog, Dragon, and Sheep. Matches to be avoided by men are Tigers, Pigs, and Snakes. Monkey ladies should seek out Rats, Rabbits, and Dragons. They might want to avoid Tigers and Pigs. Granted, there are times when opposites can attract but considering how fickle the Monkey can be; it might be a better idea to stick with what has been documented. It might very well be true that the Ox, Dog, Dragon, Rat and Rabbit might be understanding with the Monkey’s lack of commitment and just wanting to have some fun.

Obviously, if it is just some rip-roaring, explosive sex that you are after, it might not matter if you happen to hook up with one of the animal signs that are bad for you. There will be lots of fun and games whether it turns into a happily ever after lifetime together or simply a white hot sex affair. Both of those things can be rather enjoyable when played in the right way.

Let 2016 be the Year of the Monkey for you and derive some of the best sexual pleasure that you have ever experienced.

Inexpensive Sexy Gifts to Surprise Your Partner

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The holiday season always seems to sneak up on everyone no matter how much they might plan ahead of time. This becomes quite the dilemma when it comes to choosing just the right gift for that special someone in your life. Obviously, you do not want your partner to feel that you do not think they are worthy of a truly wonderful gift, but if you are running short on money, there is a need to use some ingenuity and become a little creative. Ultimately, there is nothing more meaningful than a gift that has been thoughtfully considered with what you know that your partner is going to love. Some more inexpensive sexy gifts might include:

  • A CD of all the romantic music that is special to your partner: This is pretty easily done and costs very little. Once you present it to your partner, you all can start playing the CD while playing with each other.
  • Cooking a favorite meal for your partner while wearing sexy clothes or nothing at all: By the time the dinner is completed and the candles are lit, the two of you may not be able to wait until dessert.
  • Create an evening of pampering: Scented candles are very inexpensive and provide an extremely romantic backdrop. Invest in your partner’s favorite scented bubble bath and be his or her private bather. Once the relaxing/stimulating bath is over, it is time to head to the bedroom and provide a very sexually intense massage. This is definitely a gift that just keeps on giving to both of you.
  • A coupon book: These are tried and true gifts for all occasions but you can create a sexually themed book for your partner just for Christmas. Include such things as a sexy full body massage, a sexual encounter where you do all the work and your partner lies back to just enjoy it, watching a favorite X-rated movie together and then reenact the best parts. There are many things you can include in your sexy coupon book. The best part is that your partner gets to choose whatever coupon he or she wants at any time.

Now, if you happen to have a little money on hand but not a bank account full of it; there are some other sexy gifts that you can provide.

  • A Night of Passion Gift Basket: This can include some sexy lingerie for the woman and a pair of sexy underwear for the man. Add a great sexy movie and a bottle of wine. Some whipped cream and strawberries can top off the fun. Depending on your budget, you can throw in some more sexy things to enhance the experience even more.
  • A Role Playing Gift Basket: Decide on the favorite fantasy of your partner and fill the basket with whatever is needed to act it out with each other. A costume, some feathers, candles, cat ‘o nine tails, and whatever else you need to make dreams come true.
  • Toy Kit: This one might require a little more money in the long run but it is guaranteed to bring many nights of ecstasy to both of you. Sex toys do not have to be used on just one person. Most of them have the ability to be used by both men and women. Ideas for this gift can include vibrators of different sizes and shapes, ben waa balls, anal beads, butt plugs, and other items that can be used either individually or on each other. Sometimes this makes voyeurism a really exciting event.
  • Scents: These can include candles, incense, massage oils and bath items. This is a sexy theme for either men or women. Who says that a man cannot enjoy a bubble bath filled with his favorite scent of bubbles? Nothing pampers a person like things that create his or her special fragrance. You can be that the recipient of a gift such as this will be greatly appreciated and will offer rewards many times over.
  • Couples Massage: During the holidays, many masseuses offer discounts on gift cards for those people that know how exciting and relaxing a massage can be. They will even make house calls so that you and your partner can receive your massages together. Needless to say, a full body massage goes a long way to getting the atmosphere ready for a lot of forthcoming passion.

There is one more sexy themed holiday gift, but it will require a little money on hand. Prepare a night of passion by whisking your partner away to a hotel room for the night. If you plan ahead, you can save enough money to do this. Add a really sexy lingerie set, scented candles, massage oil, bubble bath, and make love the entire night. Top it all off with room service with both dinner and breakfast in bed. This is sure to make your partner know just how much you love and appreciate him or her.

All of these options are affordable and meaningful, not to mention sexy. Make your selection and be ready to be thanked with lots of love.

10 Top Tips for Having Sex after a Divorce

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You were in a relationship for a long time with someone that you really cared about and now that person has gone off on their own. Divorce is one of those things that people almost expect to happen in this day and age and is practically glorified in the press when it happens to celebrities. The fact of the matter is when you do go through a divorce, you might be a little wary about getting involved in a sexual relationship again. Following are some things that might help you get back into the swing of things again:

  1. Divorce isn’t the End of your Life: Just because you aren’t with the same person you have been with doesn’t mean that you have to give up on sex altogether. You might have to work your way up to being with someone, but don’t think that it will never happen because it will at some point.
  2. Sex isn’t the Meaning of Life: Sex is important; don’t get me wrong. But it’s not the meaning behind everything you do. You don’t want to rush into something like this just because you are trying to get over someone. Take your time and try to find someone you are deeply attracted to so that it makes that moment all the more special. You will find that by doing this; it will become easier for you in the future.
  3. Get a Sex Toy: Some people find it easier to get involved with someone else a lot easier if they have had some private practice with themselves. Sex toys are a great way of getting yourself back into the sexual saddle again in the ways you want to experience it.
  4. Boost your Confidence: Sex with a new partner can be quite scary the first time, but it can also boost your confidence like you wouldn’t believe. During your marriage, you were used to your partner and they were used to you. It didn’t matter if your ankles were a bit swollen or you put on a few extra pounds back then. However, with someone new you always want to look your best. Find a new partner that will look past your insecurities and your confidence will soar.
  5. Use Birth Control: Sure, it may not feel as good to use a condom or other birth control methods, but it is something that you need to handle. This is even truer if you are planning on a one night stand with someone you don’t know.
  6. Get a Checkup Ahead of Time: Go to the doctor and get a checkup to make sure everything still works the way it should. You should also find out if you have any STD’s that might come into play. Chances are you don’t if you have been married for a long time, but it doesn’t hurt to find out.
  7. Join a Dating Site: You might not be up to going out every night to the club in order to find someone for fun and games. These days you don’t need to do that. You can sit at home and look online for someone who might be interesting to you.
  8. Don’t Expect too Much: Don’t go into something like this thinking that you are going to find your soul mate right off the bat. You will have to deal with a lot of frogs before you are going to find your prince and that is perfectly okay. At least you are going to get some much needed experience under your belt and have a lot of fun in the process.
  9. Carry Lube with You: Yes, it sounds funny to say something like that, but you never know when the moment might hit. You could suddenly meet someone and the sparks start flying. Unfortunately, your latent confidence has decided that you aren’t ready for something like this. It’s a good thing you brought a little extra incentive with you to make things easier.
  10. Stop Putting Things off: Constantly coming up with reasons why you shouldn’t go out there and try will only delay you in finding some happiness in your life. Take a leap of faith and see what the rest of your life could be like once you stop living in the past and start looking towards the future.

Not everyone is going to find these tips helpful, but there are many divorced people that will find the courage to get back out there and start living their lives again. Divorce is a hard thing to go through for everyone involved, but it doesn’t have to be the end of the road, especially where your sexual happiness is concerned. You can wait for a decent amount of time before getting back on the bike, but don’t let that time get away from you. It only gets harder to try the longer you wait.

10 Things You Should Never Do Before Having Sex

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Nothing is more glorious and satisfying than a great sexual encounter! This should not be surprising to couples because sex is meant to be as enjoyable as possible. Just think about it for a minute. The ability to have sex is one of the most pleasurable acts that is gifted to mankind. There is nothing hotter than two partners having a night of steamy passion. Now, having said that; it is also necessary to know that there are some things that can kill the mood and significantly cut back on the pleasure that you could be having. Look at the following bad ideas to indulge in before diving into a truly satisfactory sexual event.

  1. Avoid over eating: When you eat too much, you will begin to feel sleepy and sluggish. This is especially true if you have a large amount of carbohydrates such as in rice or potatoes. If you are pretty sure that you will be engaging in sex but you are feeling a bit peckish, try snacking on some fruit or nuts washed down with water. This will give you a healthy energy boost.
  2. Stay away from energy drinks: It might seem to be a good idea to gulp down an energy drink just before having sex because it will keep you energetic and increase your stamina. The problem is that all energy drinks are loaded with sugar. While this might give you high energy for a little while, that vanishing sugar buzz will having you crashing hard with less energy than ever.
  3. Don’t argue with each other: It is common for partners to argue particularly if they have been together for several years. The novelty of available sex wears off and things get heated at times. However, don’t argue right before you are about to have sex. That will just make for an uncomfortable coupling. Even if you both put the disagreement aside, it will still be at the back of your minds and will take away the motivation to please each other.
  4. De-stress: When you have too much stress in your life, sexual encounters can suffer. Stress can cause such things as performance anxiety or even erectile dysfunction in men and cause women to be unable to get in the mood. If it has been a hard day, take a few minutes to meditate or incorporate a foot or back massage into foreplay. It will also help if you eat more fruits and vegetables daily.
  5. Choose toothpaste or mouthwash over peppermint for fresh breath: Obviously, no one wants bad breath to be a part of having sex. It may seem easy to pop a peppermint into your mouth, but go for brushing your teeth instead. Peppermint has menthol in it and can reduce testosterone levels which can cause libido to decrease.
  6. Visualize a good body image: Society has put so much pressure on people to look perfect that not being a 10 can bring on distress and anxiety. That is why it is important to refuse to allow negative body image thoughts to sneak into your mind. Instead of thinking “I wish I had a better body,” focus on the flattering parts of your body and keep those positive thoughts flowing.
  7. Don’t rush that first encounter: When having sex with someone new for the first time, don’t rush things. Take your time and learn about each other. Experiment with various things and see what works. Keep your expectations realistic and just enjoy the time together.
  8. Don’t touch yourself right before sex: This is something that is probably obvious to most people, but there are those who masturbate an hour or so before they have sex. They think that it will prolong the experience before reaching orgasm. This might do the trick for many men, but it can also render them unable to get an erection until they have rested for a while. That can put a damper on things.
  9. Sex should never be a chore: When couples begin to lose their motivation and creativity regarding sex, the passion and love that was formerly experienced between them can simply die. Sex should never be a mechanical chore that only happens once in a while or it can lead to decreased pleasure. Instead, have some fun by trying out new positions, various locations, and do some roleplaying to enact fantasies.
  10. Avoid nicotine and alcohol: Oddly, once upon a time, cigarettes and alcohol were advertised as being a symbol of sex appeal and manliness. These days, though, it is known that both of these things have been identified as libido busters. Smoking constricts the blood flow in your body which can cause erectile issues. Alcohol causes some of the same problems even though it will loosen you up and make you want sex. However, it can also cause erectile problems.

There may be more things that you do not want to do if you are planning to have sex, but these are at the top of the list. Follow these rules and you will have a wonderfully satisfying experience.

Kim from Welwyn Garden City, like it doggy style

Kim from Welwyn Garden City, like it doggy style
If you favourite position is giving it to her doggy style, you are in luck, that is exactly what Kim, 28 year old from Kim from Welwyn Garden City in Hertfordshire is looking for. So, what does Kim look like, you need to sign up to see some of the naughty pictures she uploaded to her profile. In the meantime, here are some of the stuff Kim is willing to share about her self with unregistered users:

Kim’s characteristics

Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Dark Brown
Hair Length: Long
Height: 5’5″-5’8″
Build: Average / Medium
Ethnicity: Caucasian / White
Religion: None
Marital Status: Single
Smoker:Light
Drinker:Social
Shaved: Smooth
Favourite Position: Doggy Style

And here are some of the stuff Kim gets off on:

Night clubs, Visiting adult shops, Oral – receiving, Oral – giving and Role Playing